How dare you click this tab! You daring fool! I must spill my secrets now!

I suppose I shall make this easy for everyone to understand, I write like a comedian. Could you not tell? I break the fourth wall as if I’m talking to you when I’m literally just reading this out in my head like a script. It’s actually a good effect with your readers too!

So anyway, I’m super sexy. You thought you’d never hear that again. I’m into anime and if you really want to contact me for the purposes of funky times and dank memes, go ahead and make a comment you superb funky burrito.

I love you all! Oh, and keep staying lit. Yes, this is how I actually talk, very unfortunate, I know.